Pa-Diddle

Attending a wonderful benefit as a guest of the platinum sponsor. Seats right at the foot of the runway (kind of like Paris Hilton at Fashion Week!). Champagne flowing like water. Air kissing my new BFF's at the Valet station. Beamers, Lexus, etc, etc. Dear God, don't let that car with the burned out left headlight be mine. You can take the girl out of Collinwood, but you so can't take Collinwood out of the girl!! Sure enough -- that's my car.